This just in: If your parties revolve around scrapbooking, you shouldn't be having parties in the first place, because you live a sad, miserable, broken life and should consider suicide as an alternative to wasting trees and paper creating books that (hopefully) won't interest you in a few months.
I also love how you have to call this woman (its obviously a woman, a man would never try to sell something this stupid) to check for her availability. Is she booked through 2029 or something? Is her schedule THAT crowded with circles of spinsters looking to scrapbook their way out of their misery while watching the Home Shopping Network? I guess they already know how to buy stupid things like this scrapbooking service.
FIN.
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